Wise Ass Vodka 750ml

Name: Wise Ass Vodka 750ml
Brand: 4547
SKU: WSB Pat 615629054077
Price: 19.99 USD
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Wise Ass Vodka | Ultra-Premium American Vodka – 80 Proof

Meet Wise Ass Vodka – a bold, ultra-premium American vodka built for those who appreciate quality *and* character. Distilled for smoothness and clarity, this 80 proof vodka delivers a clean, creamy texture with virtually no burn, perfect for sipping neat or making standout cocktails.

Process & Profile

Ultra-premium USA vodka crafted for crystal-clear, burn-free taste
Bold, irreverent branding – with playful personality that catches attention
Distillation aimed at minimal harshness, emphasizing purity
Clean and refined character, suitable for a variety of drinking styles

Tasting Notes

Nose: Clean and crisp, with subtle grain and mineral undertones
Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral, slightly creamy texture
Finish: Soft, refreshing, clean—virtually no burn

What Makes It Special

Eye-catching branding makes it a fun yet premium spirit
Balancing smoothness and affordability without sacrificing quality
Versatile enough for sipping neat, on the rocks, or mixing in cocktails
Strikes a rare blend of humor + high standards in the vodka space

How to Enjoy

Serve well chilled or straight from the freezer for smoothest sip
Sip neat to taste the creamy balance
Use in classic vodka cocktails like Martinis, Moscow Mules, or Bloody Marys
Mix with premium mixers so the flavor shines, not hides

Frequently Asked Questions

❓ What is the proof and ABV?

Wise Ass Vodka is bottled at 80 proof, which equals 40% ABV.

❓ Where is Wise Ass Vodka made?

It's an American vodka, produced and bottled in the USA.

❓ What does it taste like?

Clean and crisp on the nose with mineral hints, a silky palate, and a soft, burn-free finish.

❓ What makes it unique?

The mix of smooth quality, distinctive branding, and an approachable price point set it apart.

❓ How should Wise Ass Vodka be served?

Best served chilled or frozen neat, or used in cocktails where its clarity and smoothness can shine.

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